profiles: update comments

Welp, it accumulated over time and I had fun updating these little
descriptions.

modules/home-manager/profiles/desktop.nix

@@ -29,8 +29,10 @@ in {
 
     (lib.mkIf cfg.audio.enable {
       home.packages = with pkgs; [
-        musescore # The free composition tool.
+        musescore # You won't find muses to score, only music: a common misconception.
         zrythm # The freer FL Studio (if you're sailing by the high seven seas).
+        supercollider # Not to be confused with the other Super Collider.
+        sonic-pi # The only pie you'll get from this is worms which I heard is addicting.
 
         # !!! Be sure to install Wine for this one.
         yabridge # Building bridges to Windows and Linux audio tools.
@@ -50,7 +52,7 @@ in {
 
     (lib.mkIf cfg.multimedia.enable {
       home.packages = with pkgs; [
-        mpv # The modern VLC.
+        mpv # The modern VLC if you have little sense of design.
         brave # The only web browser that gives me money.
         foliate # The prettier PDF viewer.
         thunderbird # Email checks.

modules/home-manager/profiles/dev.nix

@@ -15,11 +15,11 @@ in {
   config = lib.mkIf cfg.enable (lib.mkMerge [
     ({
       home.packages = with pkgs; [
-        lazygit # Git interface for the lazy.
+        lazygit # Git interface for the lazy who cannot be asked to add hunks properly.
         fzf # A fuzzy finder that enables fuzzy finding not furry finding, a common misconception.
         gopass # An improved version of the password manager for hipsters.
-        perl534Packages.vidir # Bulk rename for your organizing needs.
-        zellij # A modern tmux?
+        perl534Packages.vidir # Bulk rename for your organizing needs in the terminal.
+        zellij # A modern tmux? Yeah, modern tmux.
         tealdeer # An easy cop-out for basic help.
         lf # File manager in the terminal, really.
 
@@ -95,6 +95,7 @@ in {
           }
         '';
       };
+
       programs.atuin = {
         enable = true;
         settings = {
@@ -102,13 +103,13 @@ in {
           filter_mode = "global";
         };
       };
+
       programs.direnv = {
         enable = true;
         nix-direnv.enable = true;
       };
-      programs.zoxide.enable = true;
 
-      # Enable Starship prompt.
+      programs.zoxide.enable = true;
       programs.starship = {
         enable = true;
         settings = {
@@ -124,10 +125,10 @@ in {
     (lib.mkIf cfg.extras.enable {
       home.packages = with pkgs; [
         tree-sitter # The modern way of text highlighting.
-        hyperfine # Command-line profiling making sure your programs runs FIIIIINE.
+        hyperfine # Making sure your apps are not just fine but REEEEEEAAAAALY fine.
         github-cli # So you don't have to use much of GitHub on the site, I guess.
-        hut # Easier interfacing with Sourcehut.
-        act # Test your CI without embarrassing yourself pushing into upstream.
+        hut # So you don't have to see much of Sourcehut's brutalist design, I guess.
+        act # Test your CI without embarrassing yourself repeatedly pushing into GitHub repos.
         irssi # Communicate in the terminal like a normal person.
         treefmt # I like the tagline of this tool: "One CLI for formatting your code tree." (It rhymes somewhat.)
       ];

modules/home-manager/profiles/research.nix

@@ -7,6 +7,7 @@ in {
 
   config = lib.mkIf cfg.enable {
     home.packages = with pkgs; [
+      anki # Rise, rinse, and repeat.
       #archivebox # The ultimate archiving solution created by a pirate!
       curl # The general purpose downloader.
       fanficfare # It's for the badly written fanfics.

modules/nixos/profiles/archiving.nix

@@ -13,7 +13,7 @@ in {
       #archivebox # Create by ye' old pirate.
       archiver # Extract and create all of the archives.
       borgbackup # I'm pretty sure this is named after some thing from a franchise somewhere but I'm not omnipresent.
-      borgmatic # For those insisting on configurations for BorgBackup.
+      borgmatic # BorgBackup but for those who can't script.
       fanficfare # Your fanfics in my hard drive? Pay me rent first.
       gallery-dl # All image galleries are not safe, too.
       monolith # Bundling web pages into a cinnamon roll.

modules/nixos/profiles/dev.nix

@@ -10,11 +10,12 @@ in {
       "installation of the shell utilities foo-dogsquared rely on";
     virtualization.enable =
       lib.mkEnableOption "virtualization-related stuff for development";
-    neovim.enable = lib.mkEnableOption "Neovim";
+    neovim.enable = lib.mkEnableOption "Neovim setup";
   };
 
   config = lib.mkIf cfg.enable (lib.mkMerge [
     ({
+      # Hey! Wanna see some of <INSERT APPLICATION'S NAME> big dark dump?
       systemd.coredump = {
         enable = true;
         extraConfig = ''
@@ -54,8 +55,13 @@ in {
         '';
       };
 
-      programs.gnupg = { agent.enable = true; };
+      # It's a given at life to have a GPG key.
+      programs.gnupg.agent.enable = true;
+
+      # Instrumentate your instrument.
       programs.systemtap.enable = true;
+
+      # Profile your whole system.
       services.sysprof.enable = true;
 
       # Convenience!
@@ -71,15 +77,15 @@ in {
         direnv # The power of local development environment.
         gcc # The usual toolchain.
         gdb # The usual debugger.
-        gnumake # Make your life easier with GNU Make.
+        gnumake # The other poster boy for the hated build system.
         moreutils # Less is more but more utilities, the merrier.
-        valgrind # Memory leaks.
+        valgrind # Making sure your applications don't pee as much.
       ]
         # Finally, a local environment for testing out GitHub workflows without
         # embarassing yourself pushing a bunch of commits.
         ++ (lib.optional config.virtualisation.docker.enable pkgs.act)
 
-        # Enable all of the git things.
+        # Enable all of the gud things.
         ++ (lib.optionals config.programs.git.enable [
           github-cli # Client for GitHub.
           hut # And one for Sourcehut.
@@ -123,16 +129,16 @@ in {
 
     # !!! Please add your user to the "libvirtd" group.
     (lib.mkIf cfg.virtualization.enable {
-      # virt-manager as my frontend.
       environment.systemPackages = with pkgs; [
-        distrobox
-        virt-manager
+        distrobox # I heard you like Linux...
+        virt-manager # An interface for those who are lazy to read a reference manual and create a 1000-line configuration per machine.
       ];
 
       # Enable Docker just as my main container runtime or something.
       virtualisation.docker.enable = true;
 
-      # Enable libvirt for muh qemu.
+      # Virtual machines, son. They open in response to physical needs to
+      # foreign environments.
       virtualisation.libvirtd = {
         enable = true;
         qemu.package = pkgs.qemu_full;
@@ -141,6 +147,7 @@ in {
     })
 
     (lib.mkIf cfg.neovim.enable {
+      # Easier, better, faster, stronger.
       programs.neovim = {
         enable = true;
         defaultEditor = true;
@@ -152,8 +159,8 @@ in {
       };
 
       environment.systemPackages = with pkgs; [
-        editorconfig-core-c
-        tree-sitter
+        editorconfig-core-c # Consistent canonical coding conventions.
+        tree-sitter # It surely doesn't have a partner to kiss.
       ];
     })
   ]);

modules/nixos/profiles/system.nix

@@ -66,9 +66,9 @@ in {
       # Run unpatched binaries with these!
       programs.nix-ld.enable = true;
       environment.systemPackages = with pkgs; [
-        nix-alien
-        nix-index
-        nix-index-update
+        nix-alien # Ambassador for the pre-compiled binaries.
+        nix-index # locate but for the entire store directory.
+        nix-index-update # Still locate but for the entire store directory.
       ];
 
       # Enable running GNOME apps outside GNOME.
@@ -150,8 +150,8 @@ in {
           source-han-mono
 
           # Math fonts
-          stix-two
-          xits-math
+          stix-two # Didn't know rivers can have sequels.
+          xits-math # NOTE TO SELF: I wouldn't consider to name the fork with its original project's name backwards.
         ];
       };
     })