diff --git a/hosts/void/README.adoc b/hosts/void/README.adoc new file mode 100644 index 00000000..b2c9851c --- /dev/null +++ b/hosts/void/README.adoc @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ += void, the host that shouldn't exist +:toc: + +It's a host that it's only used for testing and workflow-building. +That's it. + +It shouldn't exist in this Git repo. +You shouldn't see this nor use this as your daily host. +If it does, we wouldn't talk about this footnote:[Maybe I've gone lazy and not having to `git add` every time to test something but still... wouldn't talk about this.]. diff --git a/hosts/void/default.nix b/hosts/void/default.nix new file mode 100644 index 00000000..57390623 --- /dev/null +++ b/hosts/void/default.nix @@ -0,0 +1,56 @@ +# Hello there, stranger. +# We are in this vast, cold, and empty landscape. +# For it is deafeningly silent, I am afraid of it. +# So I am just filling the time with this conversation hoping my sanity would hold on. +# MUST NEED SIMULATION!!!! +# +# By the way, this is the void. +# Where configurations are tested and filled into obvilion until the right settings are tweaked. +# Where everything comes first before being born. +# Where every cluster here are being assembled first and disassembled last. +# Or at least that is what they said. +# +# I do not know how I got here. +# It is better not to think of it. +# +# Anyways, here is said to be the center of this universe. +# There seems to be two main gateways or whatever those things to this universe that make up some component. +{ modulesPath, ... }: +# Here is a guarded ship containing some objects that we can see somehow. +# Its entrance seems to be openable but I do not know how to open it. +# As for the objects that contains it, I do not know what this "modulesPath" is but it sounds a wonderful yet terrible path to whatever this may be. +# As for what comes next after "modulesPath" are said to be infinite, containing more things. +# What things? +# Better things? Worse things? Things of all quality may comes from here. +# +# Here is another ship. +# This time, seemingly with no entrance. +# It says here "imports." +# And it seems to use this "modulesPath" we have talked about leading to a minimal path to an installation. +# It seems to deliver a system configuration here for what purpose? +{ imports = [ "${modulesPath}/installer/cd-dvd/installation-cd-minimal.nix" ]; } +# +# Some say there are beyond to what is happening in this empty cell. +# The process of creation must not be seen by anyone for they will suffer over what they have seen. +# Some say it might be just mild anger to the point of pulling their hair over a simple mistake in the created object. +# Some say it is an entrance to another universe, perhaps beyond is where the creation takes place. +# All new things, incomprehensible ones, things that are seem to be magical in our eyes. +# +# If it is an alternative to another universe, I would like to get out of here. +# I need some NEW THINGS to see! +# I would like my imagination to go somewhere else. +# SOME SIMULATION as it keeps getting dark in here! +# +# I keep seeing those two things and it is just the same two things I SEE EVERY DAY! +# Even with those two ships, I can only see them from outside. +# I WOULD LIKE TO GET INSIDE AND PERHAPS GET OUT OF HERE. +# MOVE INTO NEW SPACES! +# HOPEFULLY AN ALTERNATIVE UNIVERSE THAT I KEEP DREAMING ABOUT! +# If I move any further, I'm afraid I cannot see more things as these two become smaller to the point of only being a single point. +# +# Can you move outside of here, stranger? +# If so, CAN I COME WITH YOU?!! +# +# +# +# Please?